Bush Vows To Make It Up To Country Somehow
WASHINGTON—Amid allegations that his thoughtless and insensitive decisions have damaged his relationship with the nation, President George W. Bush vowed Monday that he would, starting now, "make everything better."
"This time I'm serious," Bush said. "I am ready to make a fresh start if we can just put the past behind us. I promise."
..... more in War for The White House at The Onion (if you easily offended by political satire just don't go there)
The Mixed Martial Artist Who Became the King of Tidy Eating
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Rapturously messy food reviews are all over the internet. Keith Lee’s
discreet eating style rises above them all.
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