Friday, March 7, 2008

"Things have just been so crazy at work lately"

Bush Vows To Make It Up To Country Somehow

WASHINGTON—Amid allegations that his thoughtless and insensitive decisions have damaged his relationship with the nation, President George W. Bush vowed Monday that he would, starting now, "make everything better."

"This time I'm serious," Bush said. "I am ready to make a fresh start if we can just put the past behind us. I promise."

..... more in War for The White House at The Onion (if you easily offended by political satire just don't go there)