Curious George (How rulers rule in the 21st Century)

Finally found a weapon of mass destruction.

"To answer your question why I'm up here in Air Force One and not down there with them on the bus to Houston, I'm told it's not safe down there, people are angry and they have guns. Texas is a great place to live, y'all come on over to Crawford, after I spent all of August cleaning brush we got plenty room on the ranch. Y'all need jobs? National Guard recruiters are ready and waiting. It's a dry heat over in Iraq. Trust me, I've been there"