Minnesota asked to take refugees

Welcome to 56572.

• We'll make you feel at home.
• We have a couple of restaurants for sale, a coffee shop, a variety store and just about any church you could think of. Empty buildings if you care to start your own.
  
• We've got a grocery store well stocked with all the spices you might need.
• We've got room in our schools.
• We've got houses that are for sale at reasonable prices.
• We've got a public library second to none.
• We've got water all around us and a river flowing through town.
• We'll teach you how to drive in the winter and how to speak Minnesotan.
• There are help wanted sings in many local businesses
  
• No other two stop light town in Minnesota has as much experience with resettlement than we do.
• Peace and quiet, safe neighborhoods, crickets chirping at night.
• You won't be a stranger for long.
• Reply through the comments button below and we'll send Mayor Wayne over to Camp Ripley to fetch you and your extended family.