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Farmlands Seen as Fertile for Terrorism

This is for our local Chief of Police who is lobbying 56572 civic leaders for yet another full time police position.

On the other hand, some locals tell me another cop is the last thing we need here in "DUIville."

I don't know what to make of articles like this one. Fear-mongering? Got any ideas? Respond below by clicking on comments.