To the numbskull who stole the tabletop scale from the 56572 Post Office Lobby:
If you return the scale to the table in the Lobby by this weekend, there will be no questions asked. Stealing federal property can get you in very hot water. Lobby hours were shortened after somebody broke the glass in PO Box windows. Melissa is not happy. We are not happy. We are considering turning this over to Department of Homeland Security.
108 east, 108 west, 59 south, when it comes to highways, 56572 has bad karma
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30 Hours in a Hurricane, on a Race With No Course
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Why would hundreds of people trek overnight through the wilderness with
nothing but a compass? Because it’s the best feeling in the world.
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