Last year it was a cougar...this spring it's beware Bucktooth, the Megabuckteeth Beaver with the hydraulic jaw. He's hungry. Watch your backside, keep your pet on a leash, and should you see him, do whatever possible to not look like a tree, especially a softwood. Acting like an oak or an ironwood is generally safe. Be sure to report any sightings of BT to Ranger Bob.
What God means. He must have a lawyer or two up there? Use of these words could get him/her in trouble down here, just ask Southwest Airlines.
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