At fifty, Pete found himself going bald. Only the news that he had sired thirty-four children and that all would be coming home for his 50th consoled him. The fact that he had been standing on this very spot since the day, fifty years ago (this Friday), when the President ( of the Bank Pete keeps staring at) was born also gave Pete a sense of accomplishment.
Yesterday, some caring 56572 citizens took pity on Poor Pete, covering his bald spot with a PP Bald Spot Beanie and his sore throat with a PP Gullet Gaiter. It's been quite few years since anybody did that for Pete. Wasn't the last one green?
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Sorry Fergus, fowl only.
Is there some kind of party organized for the bank's customers on Friday? Cake maybe? Can somebody get back to us on that?
We will be serving cake in honor of our President's 50th. Come celebrate with us!!
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We will be serving cake in honor of our President' 50th. Come celebrate with us!!
I have been to Minnesota once. To a town i never heard of- Fergus Falls. To check out a school my daughter wanted to attend.On the way to Fargo airport we checked out Pelican Falls, We saw the Pelican, it was kind of a long drive to see it.But I am still unsure if we saw the falls. I would of liked to see a little more of your town it looked cute. but we were short on time.
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