La Armada Blanca

The National Weather Service has just issued a tornado warning for all fish in the Pelican River Chain for the coming week. If you observe swirling clouds of water above or large figures which might resemble cumulus, grab your kids and go immediately to the lowest level of your household. Stay there until you hear the all clear on NOAA weather radio. Repeat, this is not a watch, but a warning. Take cover immediately. Remember. much better to take a hook and end up as shore lunch rather than in the beak of a pelican or, worse yet, the gullet of a cormorant! Spotters will be needed.