Howard's Halal Turkeys

Suffering from the current heat wave, many of Howard's finest are crying for deliverance this week. Several dozen will find deliverance today as Howard, Don, Judi, Joanie and fellow 56572 Rotarians prepare for their annual Turkey BBQ dinner this Saturday. The BBQ is the largest RC 56572 fundraiser. Profits go to philanthropic Rotary causes.

56572 was shocked to read this article about The Rotarian Menace.

Uffda.

56572 has lost sleep worrying about how best to defuse the situation and seek common ground.

A) Can Don assure OBL that all Howard's finest are served halal? Get Izet and Dzemal involved?
B) Free tickets for 56572 Imam and Somali elders?
C) Offer some of Joanie's finest as a menu alternative?
D) A Rotary bench in front of Gar Gar?

Sounds like we have a crisis on our hands.

PS: As far as 56572 can tell, neither Judi nor Joanie are Freemasons. Judi is the current Rotary Club President, Joanie Vice President. Could that be troublesome?