Rapid return

There are fewer between-the-stoplights parking spaces in 56572 this morning. Why? The Rapids Cafe re-opened under new management. Hours are 7am-8pm. As of 9am nobody had asked for an ash tray yet. Stare them down when they do. Terry and Lois are back to wait on you. Samantha from the Moose has joined them. Be sure to get back into the New Rapids this week. Tell them what you do and don't like. A compliment will travel further than a bash. Don't just visit once, get angry and never return. Use it or lose it. Also remember the Golden Rule: Fargo waitresses 15%; 56572 waitresses 20%. Good luck Doris.