Mist County Mansion in The Place Where We Waited For You All Day In The Rain

So we can't sell our local mansion on the list of National Register of Historic Places for $325k. So we're going to have a personal property auction September 9th conducted by Eight Pines Auction Company of Blyberg House stuff. Sale bill says www.auctionsgo.com. Nothing listed yet that I could find.

Crann will you tell Keillor that The House on the Hill, The Magic Mansion, The Haunted House, The House Nobody Lives In in Lake Wobegon is going under the hammer? He can use the spare change in his piggy bank on the dresser to pick it up. LWB&B. LWMIC (Museum and Interpretive Center). LWCAP (Center for the Advancement of Poetry). WATT (Writers Almanac Think Tank). Wayne might consider changing the name of 5th Ave SW to Grand Avenue. It's kitty corner to LWLC with the new pastor from Herman. On second thought, it's got the lines of a potential mosque. A minaret or two and LW has a house fit for the Ayatollah of Mist County or even Minnesota. Oops. Somalis are Sunnis. Mist County Imam then. Heck ya, a Somali parsonage.

I've been promised a tour this weekend. Send up a sound crew Tom. Stay tuned to 56572 for photos and a walk through Garrison.