"It is a wise child that knows its own father and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him." - Mark Twain

When I was four years old: "My Daddy can do anything."
When I was seven: "My Dad knows a whole lot."
When I was nine: "Dad doesn't know quite everything"
When I was twelve; "Dad just doesn't understand."
When I was fourteen:"Dad is old-fashioned."
When I was twenty-one: "That man is out of touch."
When I was twenty-five: "Dad's OK."
When I was thirty: "I wonder what Dad thinks about this."
When I was thirty-five: "I must get Dad's input first."
When I was fifty: "What would Dad have thought about that?"
When I was sixty: "I wish I could talk it over with Dad once more."